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you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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