aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Dick very happy bro
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
