i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i out mim tonsoeep
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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