So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Everclear isn't food dammit
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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