He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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