Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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