Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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