i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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