So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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