They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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