I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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