3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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