The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My dad is sitting where you rode me
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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