Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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