yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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