have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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