i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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