problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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