Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
zippers are such a cool invention
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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