At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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