Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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