wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
