In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I want to have your abortion
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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