Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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