I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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