do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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