That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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