what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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