How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize