...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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