Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
