We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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