We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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