You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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