I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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