so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just pee around me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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