i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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