so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Did you pee in the oven last night??
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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