based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I love you.
Bad choice
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