Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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