your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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