He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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