I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We are two peas in an std pod
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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