Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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