I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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