Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
My ass is underappreciated
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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