But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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