so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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