I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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