champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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