Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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