Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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