operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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