the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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